1991
₿
Buckazoids
A janitor from Xenon drops into a goofy sci-fi point-and-click. The galaxy pays in a currency with a B and two vertical strokes.
▶ TRANSMISSION FROM THE YEAR 1991
BUCKAZOIDS
Bitcoin was predicted in 1991.
(It wasn't. But the symbol was.)
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CA
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- SOLANA
- PAIRED WITH wBTC
- FAIR LAUNCH
CHAINSOLANA
PAIRwBTC
LAUNCHPUMP.FUN
EST.1991
01THE PROPHECY
2009
₿
Bitcoin
An anonymous dev ships a peer-to-peer cash system. Its symbol: a B with two vertical strokes. Coincidence? Yes. Mostly.
“Bullish on Buckazoids.” — a major exchange, apparently
02THE LORE
03TYPE A COMMAND
Old-school text parser. Try look coin, buy buckazoids, help…
04BUCKAZOID RUN
Fly the 59-rocket through the asteroid belt. Grab Buckazoids. Dodge the Sequel Police lasers. Space / click / tap to thrust.
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05INVENTORY
Tokenomics, Sierra-style. Click an item to look at it.
Select an item.
06THE HINT BOOK
Stuck? Rub the invisible ink to reveal the answer. (Hover or tap.)
How do I get a wallet?
Install Phantom or Solflare. Write down your seed phrase. Do not give it to a Sequel Police officer.
Where do I get SOL?
Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little extra for fees.
The pair is wBTC. Do I need wBTC?
pump.fun routes the swap for you. Just connect your wallet and buy with SOL, unless you're already holding wBTC.
How do I buy $BUCKAZOIDS?
Open the pump.fun page, paste the CA, pick an amount, confirm. Congratulations. You are now a Buckazoid holder.
07QUEST LOG
- +5
Find the coin
Dig up a 1991 easter egg. Notice the symbol. Lose sleep.
- +10
Build the arcade
Website, text parser and an arcade game nobody asked for.
- +25
Launch on pump.fun
Fair launch on Solana, paired with wBTC. No presale, no team bag tricks.
- +50
Escape the bonding curve
Complete the curve and migrate. The Sequel Police hate this one trick.
- +100
Bullish on Buckazoids
Get an exchange to say it again. Louder.
- +125
Time-travel to 1991
Tell the janitor to hold. Close the loop.